Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

The Cards took 2 out of 3 from Mike's lowly Astros. Miguel Tejada aged 2 years while I was on vacation. Albert Pujols is getting on base 53% of the time. Kyle Lohse is undefeated. The Astros won 6 in a row before meeting their match in....the Cardinals?

The Cardinals, 6 games above .500, are a half game out of first approaching the beginning of May. First place teams around baseball include the Florida Marlins and a tie between the (Devil) Rays and the Orioles.

The longer I've watched baseball, the less I really know.